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Welcome To My Show (I Defeated Hitler) (Bonus Track)

from Devils' Double D​-​Sides by Jack FU

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From the unreleased Citizens' Loft Musical: Yalta, 1945


It's a cold Yalta morning, out in the Crimea Sun
I just got word from Montgomery that the bulge has been won
We're mere months away from the Berlin attack
And it's up to the Tommy's to keep my legacy intact

I've defeated Hitler for the love of my queen
Secured our nations modern history
Say goodbye forever to that setting sun
Because I predict a thousand more years of British dominion

Welcome to my show, show show

The liberator of France, Belgium and Greece
The exterminator of nazi racial hierarchy
The savior of Slavs, Romanis, Jews and Blacks
Because this handicapped Yank decided to strike back

I defeated Hitler and Italy
I United the Nations in face of adversity
Achievements presidential and gubernatorial
So humble I merely ask for a modest memorial

Welcome to my show, show show

I defeated Hitler, struck the final blow
For good of my people and the Politboro
I defeated Hitler, all the fascists condone
I'll be cruel to their number, and I'll be cruel to my own

Welcome to my show, show show


from Devils' Double D​-​Sides, released December 31, 2020
Jack FU as FDR

Music performed by Koogler
Ben DeUrso (Drums, Percussion, back up vocals)
Jack FU (Keys)
Lucas Rich (Bass)


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